Rinnagons: A Mass Effect Story 2It was an average day for Garrus Vakarian working for C-Sec on the Citadel. Transits moving by, pedestrians passing through, the occasional gossip here and there. Garrus even got a few looks from some women although he completely ignored them. He had no time for a relationship. He had just started to work for C-Sec and he planned to be the best. Just like my father. Garrus remember when he was younger and saw his father up in the vids making a big arrest. He wanted to be like that, no, he wanted to be better than that.Rinnagons: A Mass Effect Story 2 by shirteater
Garrus's current assignment was to obtain illegal red sand deployments from a newly formed drug gang. Considering he was new to the force, it was quite the upper class assignment especially considering he was investigating it alone but he was going to prove himself to Pallin and the force. Pallin... Garrus didn't know what to think of Pallin. He seemed respectable, but Garrus thought he had such a huge stick up his ass about rules and regulations. If I get the job done,
Rinnagons: A Mass Effect Story 1The night was cold and still. Celestia was warm in her bed thinking about her next working day. Being an engineer for a turian colony was hard work, but all her training in the engineer corps of the military was coming in handy now. She repressed these thoughts of work and drifted into a deep slumber. The next thing she knew was her alarm on her omnitool ringing her into focus. Celestia, like most humans, was groggy when she awoke. She walked over to her mirror that sat so perfectly near her bed. She began to admire herself in the mirror looking over all of the highlights of her body. Celestia had a perfect feminine figure, but also a very athletic body as well. Most people would call it a pear-shaped body. She had crystal blue eyes that could that could make any male of any species bend to her whim. Luckily for the male gender she was a kind and generous soul...most of the time.Rinnagons: A Mass Effect Story 1 by shirteater
She took a quick look at the time and saw that she had two hours before she had to head for work
Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian by LilyAlisandra
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*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c